Everybody has a first time. Well, perhaps not everybody, but a lot of people have a first time. I’ve watched enough TV shows on CW starring unreasonably attractive teenagers to know that the first time is supposed to be special. It’s supposed to be with someone you love in a romantic setting. Ideally it will follow some big occasion, such as prom, graduation, a birthday, or a wedding if you’re extra weird. Everything will go smoothly and usually a soft melody will be playing in the background. My experience was obviously nothing like this.
